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The Crazies |
Ghostwriters is proud to offer the O'Connor CRAZIES on compact disc. It's a one-of-a-kind collection of comedy sound effects, music cues, character voices, kabongs, cartoon crashes, boings, splats, laughs, hiccups, buzzers, gongs, whistles, kickers, shouts...not to mention the mandatory "funny chicken." Best of all... It's a buyout! No license fees, no needle-drop charges!
You'll get:
Belch's Sloppy Quirt Cloth Rip
Sick Saxaphone Model A Horn Evil Laugh
Crowd goes "Oooooh! Cowboy yells Weird Bongo Drums
Raspberry Toy computer Bass drum & cymbal crash
Cork Pop Toilet flush Rooster crows
Huge glass crash Pig-chew & gulp Comic radio static
Kablam Martian talk Witch laugh
Chinese gong Klaxon horn Crazy car
Boing & Zip Crazy blips Zip, Pop & Thump
Bugle charge Machine gun Sour bonks
Bowaang Silly helicopter Metal crash
Applause Comedic laugh "WOW"
Plus 51 different crowd shouts and 30 different drum kickers. 263 effects in all! Complete track listings and a downloadable track listing file are at the bottom of this page.
There are hundreds of ways you can use The Crazies! Spruce up your show. Add punch to your commercials. Use it anytime. The CRAZIES has been especially designed for use with today's indexing CD players for instant access to all 263 cuts.
Track #1 Comedy Effects
Index: l. "Hey, the gorillas' loose" :02 2. Big belch #1 :02 3. Big belch #2 :02 4. Crazy man laugh :21 5. Crazy man tickled :21 6. Crazy man laugh-short :03 7. Sick saxophone #1 :03 8. Sick saxophone #2 :02 9. Tuba blast :02 10. Reveille/Machine Gun/Charge! :14 11. Police whistle :02 12. Bulb horn :02 13. Model A horn :02 14. Door open/scream/slam/fall :11 15. Cloth rip #1 :02 16. Cloth rip #2 :02 17. Sloppy squirt #1 :02 18, Sloppy squirt #2 :02 19. Cartoon crash :08 20. Cowboy and Indian fight :09 Track #2 Comedy Effects Index l. Crowd goes ooooh! :03 2. Man gasps :02 3. Glug glug :02 4. Hiccup #1 :06 5. Hiccup #2 :08 6. Hiccup #3 :07 7. Hiccup #4 :09 8. Hiccup #5 :09 9. Man-funny gag :03 10. Angry man and woman on telephone #1 :08 11. Angry man and woman on telephone #2 :25 12. Group of girls laughing :03 13. Group of girls sighing :03 14. Group of girls screaming :03 15. Man-long yell :12 16. Man-evil laugh #1 :03 17. Man-evil laugh #2 :04 18. Man-evil laugh #3 :04 19. Man-evil laugh #4 :02 20. Man-evil laugh #5 :03 Track #3 Comedy Effects Index l. Man-evil laugh #6 :02 2. Man-high pitched laugh #1 :02 3. Man-high pitched laugh #2 :04 4. Man-monster growl :04 5. Woman-giggle :03 6. Cowboy yells :21 7. Cowboy yell :03 8. Woman-screech and yell :02 9. Funny, sloppy chewing :10 10. Toy computer #1 :11 11. Musical computer :11 12. Toy computer #2 :09 13. Musical buzzer :02 14. Weird bongo drums :09 15. Bass drum and cymbal crash #1 :02 16. Bass drum and cymbal crash #2 :03 17. Bass drum and cymbal crash #3 :02 18. Car races by/man yells/crash :15 19. Raspberry :03 20. Pots and pans crashing :12 Track #4 Comedy Effects Index l. Cork pop :02 2. Many cork pops :10 3. Two men fight, grunt and groan :21 4. Rooster crows/shot/falls :06 S. Toilet flush :10 6. Door open/spooky creak/slam :17 7. Huge glass crash :03 8. Cartoon crash #1 :05 9. Cartoon crash #2 :05 10. Junk crash :02 11. Pig-chew and gulp :03 12. Car-zoom by, pan hit :04 13. Pan hit :02 14. Mechanical toy #1 :25 1.5. Mechanical toy #2 :21 16. Comic radio static :05 17. Kabong :03 18. Kablam :02 19. Martian talk :02 20. Witch laugh :05 Track #5 Comedy Effects Index 1. Small group-shrieking laughter :44 2. Woman-crazy laugh :52 3. Martian conversation :63 4. Man-long, crazy laugh :12 5. Man-ouch, ouch! :03 6. Man-long yawn :04 7. Shell screams in, explodes :09 8. Chinese gong :11 9. Cartoon crash :06 10. Whistle and hit #1 :03 11. Stretch and bow snap :02 12: Whistle and hit #2 :03 13. Twirling crash :07 14. Take whistle :02 15. Splat :02 16. Splat and take whistle :02 17. Bass drum crash and bounce :02 18. Bass drum and cymbal crash :02 19· Big drum hit :02 20. Bag burst :02 Track #6 Comedy Effects Index l. Comic water gurgle :02 2. High pitched whistle :02 3. Man-crazy laugh :02 4. Bow twang :02 5. Short cartoon machine :04 6. Cartoon fall and bounce :02 7. Cartoon down and up :02 8. Short cartoon machine #2 :02 9. Splash :02 10. Cartoon hit :02 11. Fiddle up, pole in eye, fall :02 12. Splat :02 13. Kisses-10 different :15 14. Temple block riot :09 15. Crazy car :16 16. Woman screaming :70 17. Crowd scream-short :03 18. Klaxon horn-long :05 19. Klaxon horn-short :03 20. Boiing :02 Track #7 Comedy Effects Index l. Wind-up and break :03 2. Boiing :02 3. Cartoon machine :08 4. Door opens, man yells, splash, toilet :18 5. Plane dives, man yells, machine gun :15 6. Gun shots-horses ride away :06 7. Man-yell :02 8. Comic-angry woman :11 9. Camel bellow :10 10. Woman-coy laughs :17 11. Drum kicker :02 12. Drum kicker :02 13. Drum kicker :02 14. Drum kicker :02 15. Drum kicker :02 16. Drum kicker :02 17. Drum kicker :02 18. Drum kicker :02 19. Drum kicker :02
20. Drum kicker :02
Track #8 Comedy Effects
Index
l. Drum kicker :02
2. Drum kicker :02
3. Drum kicker :02
4. Drum kicker :02
5. Drum kicker :02
6. Drum kicker :02
7. Drum kicker :02
8. Drum kicker :02
9. Drum kicker :02
10. Drum kicker :02
11. Drum kicker :02
12. Drum kicker :02
13. Drum kicker :02
14. Drum kicker :02
15. Drum kicker :02
16. Drum kicker :02
17. Drum kicker :02
18. Drum kicker :02
19. Drum kicker :02
20. Drum kicker :02
Track #9 Comedy Effects
Index
l. Boiing :Ol
2. Can drop :03
3. Boiing and zip :02
4. Cartoon laugh :06
5. Squelch :O1
6. Funny bubbles :16
7. Cartoon machine :09
8. Slide whistle-up, down, bong :03
9. Twang and zap :03
10. Car horn montage :28
11. Zip, pop and thump :15
12. William Tell montage :02
13. Machine gun, laugh and blast #1 :10
14. Machine gun, laugh and blast #2 :11
15. Hitchcock theme, guns and blast :10
16. Funny pops :16
17. Insane montage :16
18. Bell, book and candle :16
19. Crazy blips #1 :05
20. Crazy blips #2 :02
21. Blip, boop and beep :02
Track #10 Comedy Effects
Index
l. Kookabura bird :14
2. Boiing, hit and fall :Ol
3. Bubble and boiing :02
4. Boiings and twangs :13
5. Sour bonks :03
6. Bonk sequence :07
7. Bouncing boiings :06
8. Bowaang :05
9. Bugle charge :07
10. Reveille-long and bad :14
11. Gong Fu Manchu :03
12. Large gong :03
13. Chew and gulp sequence :10
14. Funny chicken :07
15. Cuckoo commotion :11
16. Spinning sequence :10
17. Silly helicopter :12
18. Cartoon car crash :14
19. Glass crash sequence :09
20. Metal crash #1 :08
21. Metal crash #2 :07
Track #11 Comedy Effects
Index
l. Small crowd applause :07 21. Big deal! :O3
2. Small crowd gasps :O1 22. Oooh! :02
3. Small group aaah! :03 23. Aaah! :02
4. Small crowd laughs :13 24. Huh? :02
5. Comedic laugh-man :05 25. Mmmm! :02
6. Comedic laugh-man :06 26. Wow! :02
7. Comedic laugh-man :06 27. All Right! :02
8. Comedic laugh-man :09 28. Uh Huh! :02
9. Comedic laugh-man :04 29. Aaah! :02
10. Comedic laugh-man :05 30: Oh! :01
11. Comedic laugh-man :06
12. Comedic laugh-woman :05
13. Wow! :02
14. Oh! Oh! :03
15. All right! :03
16. Please repeat! (repeats) :05
17. Winner! (music intro) :05
18. You lose! :02
19. Go, go, go! :04
20. It's fun! :03
Track #12 Comedy Effects
Index
1. Hey! :02 16. When? :01
2. Oh? :02 17. Oooh! -Woman :01
3. Oh yeah? :02 18. Oh! -Woman :01
4. Whee! :02 19. Uh oh -Woman :01
5. Ooops! :02 20. Aaah! -Woman :01
6. Who? :01 21. Oooh! -Group :02
7. You're kidding! :02 22. Yah Hoo! -Group :04
8. Really? :02 23. Yukk -Group :02
9. Super :02 24. Phoohey -Group :02
10. That's different! :02 25. Laughter -Group :07
11. Unbelievable! :02 26. Okay! -Group :02
12. Wow! :02 27. That's great! -Man :03
13. Say that again! :03 28. Applause & Whistles :05
14. This could be fun! :02 29. Ummm! -Group :02
15. My, my! :02 30. Wow! -Group :02
31. Scream -Man :04